urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

weirdmilk:

dysphorism:

paleslut:

paleslut:

that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR

BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THIS

GODDAMN THIS IS SPOT ON

(Source: palebutt)

orgyincamelot:

And finally, a few parting words from Frodo:

psych-facts:

Scorpio

Libra

Virgo

Leo

Cancer

Gemini

Taurus

Aries

Sagittarius

Capriicorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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